Madam, in your condition, I would call a plastic surgeon!

I absolutely love this little scene from an episode of my favorite TV series Columbo.

Scene from an episode of Columbo.

– Allright! Here, Ralphie. I suggest, that you call that number as the first thing in the morning. That is my insurance agent! He will know, how to deal with you! – Sir, in your condition, I should call the police! – Madam, in your condition, I would call a plastic surgeon!